An email from the monkey Donald Trump :
Twenty million years ago, Trump sent me an email.
He talked about my strength, as I am the most wonderful.
Trump talked about the dreams of his big artery.
His daughters want to import some of my beauty.
His arteries are Israel and it's occupation of my land.
My land is taken by the USB secret forces and became
the false Religious land.
My holy land is watered by my son's blood.
The oasis of beauty became the prisoners homeland.
Every bad thing was built by the West red and ugly hand.
The evil countries give modern weapons to terrorists.
They attack Egyptian Democracy and the king of poets.
I am the voice of beauty and peace.
My sweet country Egypt is the capital of History and
The pyramids are the miracles of the worlds.
They are surrounded by magic and Paradises.
The River Nile leads Rivers of beauty to meet the tourists
The sad tourist swims in seas of happiness.
The old tourists became young in Egypt.
As Egypt is the land of welfare and the greatest.
The leaders of Egypt graduated from Kindness University.
The government of Egypt is the protector of justice of the sky.
Written by Abdellatif Ahmed Fouad.