From : ala muh
Sent : Tuesday, December 20, 2005 1:47 AM
To : arabtimesnewspaper@hotmail.com
Subject : what is hapenning in jordan?

nassab in jordan..thief in jordan..majnoon in jordan:

Today, I will highlight a Jordanian, who is a professor at the Jordan University of Science and Technology. His name is Professor Awad Mansour. According to the JUST website, he specializes in numerical analysis, adsorption, fluid mechanics, environmental engineering, thermophysical properties, and optimization. Apparently, he cures the most difficult diseases as a hobby. Today, he announced that he has found the cure for malaria. Previously, he also discovered the cure for asthma, diabetes, and cancer (presumably all forms). He also discovered at new medicine to cure smoking. He has also discovered cures for hepatitis, as well as any disease you can think of. When he is not curing diseases, he is developing new ways to extract oil from oil shale. This is besides his contributions to literature, religious science and computer science.

Now, if this guy is for real, we should build a statue for him. If not, we should send him to Fuheis, or to jail.

Either way, I think that we deserve to know, please (arabtimes) help us to find the truth.

Khalaf---3ala2--Mohammad---Jordan
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