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Sent : Tuesday, November 7, 2006 1:58 AM
To :arabtimesnewspaper@hotmail.com
Subject : Google's search results

Dear Arabtimes:

Google has recently conducted a research into what people search for the most in different nations when they visit its site. The idea behind this research is to get an idea into what people covet the most in every country. The results are astonishing... the following is a quick summary of the results by nation:

Pakistan: Tops the list in: "Dannish Cartoons" and "Sex" searches
India: Close second in "Sex".

Arab World: Arab users rarely look up the word "democracy"

Iran: "George W. Bush" is searched twice as often as "Mahmoud Ahmedi Nejad"
Russia: "George W. Bush" is searched 50 times as often as "Vlademir Putin"

Saudi Arabia: "Gay Sex" is more searched in Saudi Arabia than almost any other nation on Earth. Philippines is the only nation that surpasses Saudi Arabia in that term search, may be because of the Saudi "tourists" in the Eastern Asian nation... :) .

Morocco, Algeria, and Tunisia are the most romantic Arab/world nations. They top the world in the search for the word "amour", French for "love".

Finally, the word "Allah" tops the searches among Arabs.... in Western Europe.

So what do the results tell us?

Pakistanis are hornier than Indians. They are also the most devoted when someone insults Islam.

Arabs do not give a crap about democracy, or may be they fear mokhabarat a lot more than they fear Allah. The search also tells us that the West is more forgiving and tolerant than our Arab “governments” when it comes to personal and religious freedoms. Surprise, surprise!
The most shocking of all is the trend of “gay sex” and Saudi Arabia. While having gay sex is punished by death in this backwards nation, it seems that no one really cares. In fact, it seems that the Saudi “government” has not bothered to block homosexual-themed sites even though Internet traffic is heavily monitored in Saudi Arabia.
So the policy in the Saudi farm can be summed as: Search for gay sex, do not bother with Allah, and “democracy” is the devil.
By the way, the right wing in the United States has started using these results to further demean Arabs and to distract the nation from the latest scandal of the pastor, “Ted Haggard” who paid money for gay sex to a male prostitute. I personally heard about the Google results from a morning radio show that is hard core Republican.
P.S Please hide my name and email address.